05–06SEPSat – Sun
Father's Day Weekend
Amazing specials: Southern Rangers (Tomahawk | Jacob's Ladder), slow-cooked oxtail on mash, surf and turf (Porterhouse | prawns | 1/2 bug), hot stone mixed grill.
Stella $16 pintsBook


TapasWine barHot rocks
Tapas by the plate, 300 labels from the Peninsula, and steaks you cook yourself on a stone at 400 °C. It’s an experience, not just a meal.
4.0 · 362 reviews#2 of 34 restaurants in Dromana$2 oysters, every Sunday
4 dates · 3 nights every week
05–06SEPSat – Sun
Amazing specials: Southern Rangers (Tomahawk | Jacob's Ladder), slow-cooked oxtail on mash, surf and turf (Porterhouse | prawns | 1/2 bug), hot stone mixed grill.
Stella $16 pintsBook
18OCTSun
Live music.
No coverBook
31OCTSat
Brunch, high tea, bubbles and a flutter.
$65Book
01NOVSun
The winners of the 2026 International Cool Climate Wine Show, with a cheese and charcuterie board. Limited seats.
$55Book
300+labels from the Peninsula
33dishes, every price written
138guests, privately
7days, lunch and dinner
The signature
It’s an experience, not just a meal.
Cooked directly on the stone without fat or oil — just a touch of cracked salt: our proteins are seared on one side, flipped, and then brought to your table. All our meat is grass-fed, high-quality, and graded for excellence.
Your stone
350g Pork Ribeye Cutlet
Thick Cut, Tender Ribeye Cutlet on the Bone
$36.00
on the stone, weeknight
Book a tableSurcharges are theirs, written on the menu — shown here before you order.
The menu, as text
Every price written, every diet code searchable. Right now the whole menu lives in an A3 scan named proof-1 and two JPEGs 9,922 pixels wide — nothing in it can be counted, filtered, or read aloud by a screen reader.
Tapas
13dishes
$6–49
Hot Rocks
7dishes
$36–59
Larger Plates
10dishes
$18–47
Desserts
3dishes
$16–18
Freshly Shucked Oysters
Single $6Half Dozen $29Dozen $49
Red Wine Mignonette, Lemon
GFDFNG
Salt & Chilli Squid🌶️🌶️
$25
Dusted In Gluten Friendly Chilli Flour, Flash Fried, Rocket, Fresh Chilli, Aioli, Lemon
GFDFNONG
Barramundi Fillet
$42
200gm Barramundi Fillet, Crispy Skin, Smoked Yoghurt, Fennel, Dried Cranberry & Orange Salad, Citrus Butter, Capers, Dill, Lemon
GFNONG
Affogato
$17
Shot Of Espresso, Vanilla Bean Ice Cream, Your choice of Liqueur — Frangelico | Baileys | Kahlua | Butterscotch Schnapps | Amaretto | Cointreau | Licor43. À partir de.
VGFNONG
The cellar, the bar, the tap
13 of their 29 wines come from the Mornington Peninsula — poured in 150ml measures, $13–17 by the glass, $50–135 by the bottle. Every name below is on their list today.
Dromananext door
Mornington Peninsula
Red Hill
Balnarring
Moorooduc
Red Hill South
On tap, and theirs
Two Buoys Lager
A beer with their name on it — and not one word about it on their site today.
BlockedTheir extended wine list — 300 or 500 references, the count itself is unconfirmed — lives behind a QR code printed in the room. Nothing on the site mentions or links it. We need that address.
Functions
Three spaces, a deck over Port Phillip Bay, and a number that appears nowhere on their site today. Three kilometres away, Jetty Road Brewery writes “220 guests” in full — with a kit and a form.
The Venue
The indoor room
capacity not published
The Deck
The outdoor deck, over Port Phillip Bay
capacity not published
The whole venue
Indoor room and deck, exclusively yours
138 standing
$1,920$3,000
$48–75 a head · three plates a head, from their tapas list
Worked out from their own à-la-carte prices, not a quoted package — because no package price is public. Ask them for the real one: [email protected].
BlockedNo per-space capacity, no package, no price is public. The May 2024 PDF brochure may hold all three — it has never been opened. Four occasion pages are already written on their site (Party, Celebrations, Private Dinners, Weddings) and every one of them is orphaned: nothing links to them.
TB Local
100+ downloads on Google Play and 9 ratings on the App Store — against 3,778 Instagram followers, while Instagram is pushing the programme right now (4× points, 4–6 pm weekdays, all August). Plenty of promotion, almost no take-up. The bottleneck is the download itself.
So let people join without it: Bepoz’s MyPlace Lite issues a sign-up QR and a member card straight into Apple or Google Wallet — nothing to install.
$10
to join
Unlocked 24 hours after sign-up, valid four weeks
$50
on your birthday
Table of four or more, everyone eating
Blocked · and two free fixesIs MyPlace Lite open on their Bepoz contract? That question goes to their account manager, not to Scott. Meanwhile, the screenshots on their current page are the App Store ones and have never been retaken: the voucher still reads “Expire: 06/03/2024”, and one screen shows the template’s generic label, “ALL VENUES”.
Closed
Opens at 12pm today
Seven days, 12pm till late
To confirmOpening time comes from their Instagram bio; their own contact page says 9 am. Three hours apart, every day — one line from Scott settles it.
© 2026 Two Buoys, DromanaWorking prototype by Forge & Partners — not the live site